Some people apparently don’t believe me that “Hunting Season” by Elle is a real book.
Trust me, it’s real. And it’s really interesting. Who knew there were so many hard and fast rules? By re-reading this book as something other than an edgy look at urban life I’m learning that, as Paul Harvey used to say, “It is not one world.”
For instance: the phone number exchange. Elle declares there is a seven-day rule. That is the guy has to call within seven days or he has no chance. She won’t even give him the time of day if he is one day late. Well, I say hang on there little missy. That seven day rule might be fine and dandy for Wall Street banker types with nothing to do but gather up Obamabucks. But in the real world, there are crops to planted, hay to be cut and fishing to be done during the “open season.” If it takes a real man eight or 10 days to make a phone call, so be it. It doesn’t make him a bad man. It makes him busy and if the woman is so high-maintenance that she needs affirmation of her beauty and intrigue EVERY seven days, I say run away. That’s a problem waiting to happen.
Around where I life there is a guy who says, “Marry a farm girl. They are just as pretty. Easier to get along with and work three times as hard as any city girl ever will.”
Don’t get me wrong… “Hunting Season” is a good book. It is very entertaining, thought provoking and worth your time to read. But as a self-help manual, it is regional in scope. I don’t know that what works in a Manhattan martini bar will have the same effect at the Leola Rhubarb Festival.
Just something to think about.
Still take a look at this video of Elle promoting her book.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlf_oGzq24E